sadmomhair:

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

aroughcun:

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

cravings:

what if the sound of the instruments you’re playing is them crying because you’re hurting them

Or laughing because you’re tickling them

nifigiri:

ryo-maybe:

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

cyberstripper:

i hate when ur in public and u overhear someone yelling about some drama to their friend but they leave before they get to the end and it’s like bitch!!! what did madison do i’m all ears!!